Dog Gone! by Mary Amato

Author:Mary Amato [Amato, Mary]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-60684-404-5
Publisher: EgmontUSA
Published: 2014-02-25T08:00:00+00:00

What’s Worse than Worst?

Sniff. Sniff. Sniff.

Jillian and I were in her room, plotting our next move. I was sitting on Jillian’s bed, shoes and socks off, and Poochie was sniffing my toes.

Sniff. Sniff. Sniff.

Then, Lick. Lick. Lick.

“Finally, someone who appreciates the smell and taste of my ten little piggies,” I said.

“That’s disgusting,” Jillian said.

“You’re just jealous,” I said. “My toes taste better than yours.”

“Get serious. The cops are on the lookout.” Jillian was nervous. “We can’t use our Mrs. Sippy or Mrs. Whiffbacon disguises again.”

“No problemo,” I said. “We have lots of disguises.”

She still looked nervous. “But even if we’re wearing a new disguise, we can’t walk out with Poochie or someone will recognize her and call the cops.”

“We could disguise Poochie,” I said.

Poochie stopped licking my toes and said, “Yip.” I think she liked that idea almost as much as my toes.

“We’ll disguise Poochie,” I explained. “Then we’ll put her in a bag with a note that says ‘I’m Poochie Smoochie.’ We’ll secretly drop her off at the salon. The salon lady will return Poochie to her owner.”

“Not bad,” Jillian said. “You work on the dog disguise. I’m going to spy on Mom and Dad. If they find out that we have the rich and famous Poochie Smoochie, things might get worse.”

She took out two mini-flashlights and handed me one.

“What do I need a flashlight for?” I asked.

“It’s not a flashlight. It’s my new invention called the Buzzer.” She pushed a button on her flashlight.

Bzz! Mine gave my hand a zap, sort of like a mosquito bite. “Ouch.”

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